Tuesday, April 16, 2013

synetics


To me a pen would be wiser because you have to know exactly what you want to write before it is written. If mistakes were so easily made why wouldn’t you think it out before you wrote?

The easier to forgive in my own opinion would have to be a sidewalk for the simple fact death can be avoided by not playing in the street. The street will kill you the sidewalk will just take skin and go.

A clock is the smarter in my mind because it has to count the seconds and minutes and hours for everyday of the year. The calendar only has to remember the day, month, and year.

The easier to teach has to be the question, because life is just full of questions but hardly an answer is found for them. Teach the question then the answer will be found in time.

A cloud has a contest every second of a day trying to stay or move but it’s more of a lazy contest. The sunset loses his competition all the time so it’s more of a loss before it has begun.

To me the new would have to scare me the most for the fact that it is unknown what the future holds. The past is concrete it is just there behind me.

Science is a major promise because it is more of a dream than anything. Math is more concrete than science because it is just numbers.

The more difficult would have to be a dream because it feels so real. You never want a good dream to end.

The braver of the two would have to be an hour because it takes more bravery in an hour to do something big than in a year. A year may consist of more times but that hour will beat it any day.

An exit has more pride than an entrance because it takes pride to walk away from something. An entrance gives you pride but it takes more to walk back out.

A map is easier to close, the thing is you exert a lot less energy than you would blocking a road. Tourists easily figure this out.

Well if you want to figure out what is more of a legend look in the mirror you may find the answer. Glass is able to be seen through a mirror you see yourself.

Snow is more suspenseful because it floats down. Rain comes down in sheets.

A signature has less charm because it has no emotion put in it. An autograph is to a fan with emotion.

To me I think a friend is more useful because they have more to offer. An enemy tears you down.

The more trustworthy would have to be the past because it has already happened. Literature is always changing.

The sadder thing of two would have to be the find, because it may not always be what you were looking for. Seeking is the adventure part.

The more costly is a house because a home is what you want it to be. Homes can be a box anywhere in the world.

The happier you are to me involves music because it involves the soul. Music is the souls communication to life.

A valentine to me is a lie. It is made up to be a day for love when most end up breaking up that day.

 

in other words...(quotes)

 1. "I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!" -that Australian dude,
Tropic Thunder (2008)   

2. "everyday should be passed as if it were to be our last."-Publilius Syrus
3. "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."-Master Uuguay, kung Fu panda
4. "A student never forgets an encouraging private word, when it is given with sincere respect and admiration." -William Lyon Phelps
5. "Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once."-Lillian Dickson
6. "Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!" -Irish Saying
7. "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." -Theodore Roosevelt
8. "Like the moon, come out from behind the clouds! Shine... Meditate. Live purely. Be quiet. Do your work with mastery."-Buddha
9. "In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." -Charlie Brown
10. "The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." -Robert Heinlein

Friday, April 12, 2013

extended metaphors


2. If I were a car, I would be a 65’ Gran Torino ss because I like to be fast but I can hold a few people if I need to and I am old. A gran Torino ss is one of my favorite cars of all time. The speed and rumble of the engine, just makes me who I am.

10. If I were a plant, I would be a bald Cyprus tree because I can grow to heights people don’t think is possible. This is one of my favorite trees/plants in the whole world because I own one. This is a very loving tree and is easily grown in Missouri’s climate.

20. if I were a word, I would be rhetorical because I am always the most obvious answer. All the explanation needed.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

abstract metaphor


1.       Love is a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie straight from the oven.

2.       Your ego is a hot air balloon easily deflated.

3.       Sadness is a cool rain on a summer’s eve.

4.       Anger is a stinging hornet.

5.       Lust is an overly attractive female.

6.       Afraid is a flickering light bulb in a dark hallway.

7.       Knowledge is a book.

8.       Potential is a clear blue sky stretching forever.

9.       Ideas are snowflakes falling each unique in content.

10.   Childhood is a floating piece of wood at sea.

11.   Jealousy is and ex-girlfriend spying on you.

12.   Hope is the last strand on a lifeline holding you above a canyon.

13.   Hate is a raging forest fire consuming everything it touches.

14.   Greed is a power hungry politician willing to betray his own party.

15.   Stress is a nervous kid standing on a stage in front of the world.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

sense this.


Hearing:

The wind blowing through the leaves. Then a soft snap and deafening crunch. Loud ringing, scrapping shoes against dry concrete, then a blood curdling scream and running.

Taste:

Foul tasting iron and copper, mixed with mud. The taste of bitter sweet walnuts still ripe on my tongue. Hints of black cherry Kool-Aid behind the taste of my own blood.

Smell:

Sweet baking cookies fresh from the oven. Salty sweat from hours of playing. A sharp tang of blood with hints of fresh cut grass. Some say concrete has no smell but I swear I smelt it as I laid there breathing in the smell of warm rocks and sand mixed together.

Touch:

Leaves in grasping hands and a small branch’s bark biting into my skin. A sharp pain in my head, soreness throughout my entire body like I had been laying there for ages. Balance shifting to stand up pounding pressure in my head, soft hair as I inspected my head then a warm sticky substance gushing between my fingers as I had found the wound I prodded deeper not feeling anything in my head then the smooth surface of bone.

Sight:

a little parachute man stuck in a tree. A small branch sister jumping up to grab parachute man failing to grab it gaze shifted up to the sky sharply. Blackness follows after I met the concrete. My sisters running inside, my dad running towards me, blackness.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Metaphor for me


1. If I were an animal, I would be a very misunderstood bear because, I am often overlooked and people are scared of me because of my size.

2. If I were a car, I would be a 65’ Gran Torino ss because I like to be fast but I can hold a few people if I need to and that I am old.

3. If I were an article of clothing, I would be a very thick coat because I like to be there when it’s cold and I can keep almost anyone warm.

4. If I were a day of the week, I would be a Thursday because I’m the one just before the weekend and I’m always the hey it’s almost over kind of guy.

5. If I were a food, I would be a giant slab of bacon because who doesn’t love bacon?

6. If I were a color, I would be the color green because I’m always happy and helpful.

7. If I were a movie, I would be the scary movie 4 because I’m always the end of the joke.

8. If I were a fragrance, I would be the smell of burnt hair because I am always burning my hair while I’m welding.

9. If I were a type of building, I would be a workshop because I am always building something.

10. If I were a plant, I would be a bald Cyprus tree because I can grow to heights people don’t think is possible.

11. If I were a musical, I would be a trumpet because I am always well-known but people don’t know how to deal with me.

12. If I were a geometric shape, I would be a heptagon because 7 is always my luckiest number.

13. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a lazy-boy because I’m always the most comfortable person here.

14. If I were a song, I would be the song I would be bricklayer by stu marchand or meant to live by switchfoot because I am a meaningful person with lots of hidden meanings.

15. If I were an appliance or piece of machinery, I would be a MIG welder because I love to weld.

16. If I were a TV character, I would be jack black because I like to be funny and I’m good at what I do.

17. If I were a season of the year, I would be the summer because I like to be warm and see all the new um clothes.

18. If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be the fire tornado because I’m so rare I’m hardly ever seen.

19. If I were a cartoon or comic character, I would be taz because I can be very wild but I’m helpful.

20. if I were a word, I would be rhetorical because I am always the most obvious answer.

Monday, April 8, 2013

That one recipe no one can get right…


Michael Ray Sooter Recipe

This makes a one unique serving.

1 cup of laziness

½ tbs. of boredom

¼ tsp. of anger

3 cups of love

2 cups of thoughtful caring

4 cups of imagination

5 cups of patience

1 stick of pyromaniacs

2 quarts of gaming experience

2 gallons of pure skill

 

Step 1. Take the top three ingredients and mix in a bag these dry ingredients will need to be shaken not stirred. Set aside for later use. Later referred to as the explosive ingredients.

Step 2. Mix love and thoughtful caring into a human shaped pan does not need to be mixed thoroughly. Makes better boyfriend/husband if not mixed completely.

Step 3.  Take explosive ingredients and add to a bowl, carefully pour in gaming experience may take hours to slowly beat into a thick soupy mixture. MUST BE SLOW AND CAREFUL OR INGREDIENTS WILL CAUSE A VERY FOUL HUMAN PRODUCT (commonly referred to as the dill effect).

Step 4. Slowly melt pyromaniacs in sauce pan over very low heat approx. 120 degrees F. after it has melted take and pour over the thick soupy mixture in a spiral pattern so as to not let the mixture be uneven in content. Mix in to make a tannish looking soupy mixture.

Step 5. Take patience and pure skill and add them to the human shaped pan with the love and thoughtful caring. Mix well into a reddish looking dough.

Step 6. Add tannish soupy mixture to the human shaped pan. DO NOT MIX TOGETHER. Evenly sprinkle imagination over the top of the tannish mixture causing pleasant smell.

Step 7. Bake at 450 degrees F. for approximately 30 mins. DO NOT FORGET OR WILL HAVE SMALL FLAWS.