That one recipe no one can get right…

Michael Ray Sooter Recipe

This makes a one unique serving.

1 cup of laziness

½ tbs. of boredom

¼ tsp. of anger

3 cups of love

2 cups of thoughtful caring

4 cups of imagination

5 cups of patience

1 stick of pyromaniacs

2 quarts of gaming experience

2 gallons of pure skill

 

Step 1. Take the top three ingredients and mix in a bag these dry ingredients will need to be shaken not stirred. Set aside for later use. Later referred to as the explosive ingredients.

Step 2. Mix love and thoughtful caring into a human shaped pan does not need to be mixed thoroughly. Makes better boyfriend/husband if not mixed completely.

Step 3.  Take explosive ingredients and add to a bowl, carefully pour in gaming experience may take hours to slowly beat into a thick soupy mixture. MUST BE SLOW AND CAREFUL OR INGREDIENTS WILL CAUSE A VERY FOUL HUMAN PRODUCT (commonly referred to as the dill effect).

Step 4. Slowly melt pyromaniacs in sauce pan over very low heat approx. 120 degrees F. after it has melted take and pour over the thick soupy mixture in a spiral pattern so as to not let the mixture be uneven in content. Mix in to make a tannish looking soupy mixture.

Step 5. Take patience and pure skill and add them to the human shaped pan with the love and thoughtful caring. Mix well into a reddish looking dough.

Step 6. Add tannish soupy mixture to the human shaped pan. DO NOT MIX TOGETHER. Evenly sprinkle imagination over the top of the tannish mixture causing pleasant smell.

Step 7. Bake at 450 degrees F. for approximately 30 mins. DO NOT FORGET OR WILL HAVE SMALL FLAWS.